Sticky Belly Monster

Today I felt like I was emitting sweat droplets from every single pore of my body all day long. I felt like this yesterday too. Because of the incessant sweat, I’m also getting hives all over, not only when I’m out and about in the pollen-ified air, but also just sitting, unmoving indoors. Imagine a stuffy room, the body heat of over fifty perspiring humans, and the accompanying stench (or so I’ve been told – this is when I feel grateful that my sense of smell is so poor). I am a sticky monster.

Today I had a big breakfast, three slices of pizza, a few slices of cake, cookies, and scoops and scoops and scoops of ice cream (with chunks of white chocolate goodness). I need to cooldown somehow. This is all for free through my meal plan. I now fully understand where the “freshman 15” comes from. I am a belly.